Crude Boys

Data Snapshot: Oct 06, 2025
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$1M+

Sep-2025

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6-Month

142

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Crude Boys

Overview

Crude Boys is a distinguished marijuana brand, recognized for its innovative strain offerings and marked focus on vapor products, including their 1g Live Resin Carts. With availability primarily through select retailers like Homegrown Cannabis Company in Lansing, Michigan, the consumption of their dried cannabis flower is predominantly via inhalation. Despite limited direct consumer information online, the brand is noted for high THC and CBD percentages in particular strains, such as "Alaskan Thunder Fu$k" and "Hippie Crack", which sets it apart in the saturated cannabis market.
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Market Insights Snapshot

Crude Boys Historical Sales by Category

Crude Boys has shown a consistent performance in the Vapor Pens category in both Massachusetts and Michigan. In Massachusetts, they held a steady rank of 4th from June to August 2025, before slipping to 5th in September. This drop could be indicative of increasing competition or a seasonal decline in sales, especially with a notable decrease in sales figures from August to September. Meanwhile, in Michigan, Crude Boys maintained a solid presence, consistently ranking 8th over the summer months. This stability in Michigan suggests a strong brand loyalty or effective market strategy in the region, despite the minor fluctuations in sales figures.

The brand's performance in the Flower category in Michigan presents a contrasting narrative. Crude Boys was ranked 81st in June and fell to 85th in July, after which they did not make it into the top 30 for August and September. This absence from the top rankings could indicate challenges in this category, perhaps due to stronger competition or a shift in consumer preferences. Understanding these dynamics is crucial for stakeholders looking to capitalize on the brand's strengths and address its weaknesses. Such insights could be pivotal for strategic decision-making, especially in a competitive market landscape like Michigan's.

Sep-2025 Rank
Vapor Pens
Flower
5
8
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Competitive Landscape

In the competitive landscape of vapor pens in Michigan, Crude Boys has maintained a steady presence, consistently ranking 8th from June to September 2025. Despite facing competition from brands like Rove and Breeze Canna, which held higher ranks at 7th and 6th respectively, Crude Boys managed to outperform Play Cannabis and Vapin Ape in terms of rank. However, the sales figures indicate a slight decline for Crude Boys from July to September, mirroring a broader trend seen across the market. This suggests that while Crude Boys holds a stable rank, there is an opportunity to boost sales performance to better compete with the likes of Rove and Breeze Canna, whose sales figures, although fluctuating, remain higher.

Crude Boys market ranking for MI Vapor Pens

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Notable Products

In September 2025, Alaskan Thunder Fuck Distillate Cartridge (1g) emerged as the top-performing product for Crude Boys, climbing from a consistent second place in previous months to first place, with sales reaching $28,337. Blueberry Widow Distillate Cartridge (1g) maintained its steady performance, moving up one rank to secure the second spot. Maui Wowie Distillate Cartridge (1g) also showed an upward trend, advancing to third place from fourth in prior months. Pineapple Express Distillate Cartridge (1g), previously the top seller, experienced a notable drop to fourth place. The Orange Soda Distillate Cartridge (1g) remained stable in fifth position, consistent with its performance in August.

Product Rank
Category
Jun-2025
Jul-2025
Aug-2025
Sep-2025
Alaskan Thunder Fuck Distillate Cartridge (1g)
Vapor Pens
2
2
2
1
Blueberry Widow Distillate Cartridge (1g)
Vapor Pens
3
3
3
2
Maui Wowie Distillate Cartridge (1g)
Vapor Pens
4
4
4
3
Pineapple Express Distillate Cartridge (1g)
Vapor Pens
1
1
1
4
Orange Soda Distillate Cartridge (1g)
Vapor Pens
>5
>5
5
5
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